BoyFail.

I don't get it. I honestly don't get why any girl is willing to play stupid little games, and I don't get why any boy would be attracted to girls who do. I sat there last night and watched 2 girls try to out-cutesy each other in the most disingenuous and obnoxious way possible, and I watched a boy I had formerly been attracted to just eat it up.

I can't do that. It may be why I've been single for 5 years, but I just can't make myself do it. Sure, if I WANTED to, I could do it 10 times better than you. Problem is, I just don't want to. I am not going to use the girly-voice to beg for your attention, and I am CERTAINLY not going to raise the pitch of the girly voice each time to get your attention away from the other girl doing the same thing on the other side of you.

I'm not going to pretend I don't know more about sports than you.

I'm not going to pretend I'm drunk so I can hang all over you.

I'll bake you a pie, but I'll do it because I like baking, not because I want to show you what I good housewife I would make.

I'm going to listen to Def Leppard AND Bon Iver, and I don't care if that confuses you, because somewhere out there is a guy who thinks that's awesome, and HE's the one I'm holding out for.