"Shut up, Jeff."

In honor of my roommate's calling me on my BS so bluntly this morning, I wanted to post an entry from the book my other roommate got me for Christmas; "Brocabulary: The New Manifesto of Dude-Talk."

Approxidating: Dating someone who is an approximation of another person, sometimes known as a "dopplebanger". You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you might just get a girl with a similar cup size and hairstyle, and sometimes that's all you need to help you get over a hopeless obsession. Just make sure you don't go to too much trouble searching for a "body double".

OK, so replace "cup size and hairstyle" with "body type and love of sports" and you have an accurate depiction of my recent idiocy. Thanks, Jeff.